Why was the mummy afraid to cross the road?  

Because he didn't have any guts. 

That's my joke of the day.  I heard it on the morning news told by a young girl.  She was probably about 9.  I thought I would share.

So today is Halloween, the last day of October.  Y'all want to see my costume.  I am little red riding hood. Make sure you visit my photo album.  You can see my sister's costume as well. She is Michael Vick (peep the little red and black dog she's holding)...so rude...teeheehee.   


So what are you dressing up as this halloween.  You are never to old to have a little fun.  It's still not too late to throw together a last minute costume.  Many of the things you need may be right in your home closet.  Here are some ideas:

• Cleopatra
• Lil Bo Peep
• Sexy Witch
• Construction Worker
• Pinky (from Next Friday) this is my sisters favorite. It's really easy to pull off if you have a curl.

Last Sunday I went to see the Rams game.  They played the Cleveland Browns.  Jackson was supposed to be back, raring and ready to go.  Well atleast he scored a touchdown before he left the game.  He wasn't out there long.  Call me psychic, but I knew he looked a little slow when I saw him on the practice field on t.v. and I don't even know that much about football.  We had really good seats.  Much to my husband's delight, we were strategically seated just in front of the Rams cheerleaders.  So  while I was checking out the players' butts in those tight azz football pants, he was probably checking out the cheerleaders shaking what their mama's gave them.  They were so scantily clad, hell I even caught myself looking.  But I'm sure my though process was a lot different than the men at the game. 

I was more like...
• Okay, she is too little, I can see her rib cage. 
• Oh she's cute.  I see she is about to break her back though, trying to arch it so her butt will poke out further. 
• Oooh they got a black girl on the squad.  Go on girl! They found the smallest one they could find though.  Arch back has more azz than the sista. 
• Come on homegirl, you know you should have gotten your hair done before the game.  You got to represent better than that. 
• I don't see how they do those dance moves in those tight azz outfits without a wardrobe malfunction???
• I wonder where I can get a pair of those white stelleto boots they are wearing

So you tell me.  Inquiring minds want to know. Do you all think the men (my husband included, where thinking anything similar to that?)

I took a picture at the game with my digital camera.  I cropped a lot of it out.  I think I might have a photojournalism career if this publishing thing doesn't work out, hmmmn...  It is posted in my photoalbum.  Check it out.