Hey Cybernista's. Take off ur cool. It's been a while, let me see what you are looking like. So my sister says my blog is falling off like (and I quote) "bad dope." WHATEVER!!! 
The Opening Act
How about I started my day by checking my email, only to find a message from an attorney regarding the title to one of my websites and how I am infringing on her client's website/magazine (whatever it is) patented brand. She sent me an official document asking me to cease and desist. She also mentioned specific content I had on my site (yes it was mine) but she mentioned it to say that my niche audience is very similar to her clients and that her client started using the name first and...yadayadayada...you get the point. Well I was amped when I read it. B/c that means it was worth her time, paper and energy. Truth be told, I haven't uploaded articles on that site in so long, I forgot it was there. Who would have thought someone body would see lil' ol' me as a threat. Oh well, great minds think alike. And we all have our moments of greatness. When you have yours you better act on it, b/c someone else will eventually think of it too!
I also got an email from Matt, at the publishing house I'm freelancing for. My skin started to tingle when I saw his name in my inbox, b/c I am so far behind. I will definitely catch up over the weekend and still hit my deadline. He was emailing me to tell me he was going out of town for the weekend, so that was a relief. I thought he was going to be like, "send me what you have." And I would have been like..."can I get a...um...dayum!" The Headliner
Halle Berry is expecting a bundle of joy! According to an interview with Access Hollywood, the 41 year old Academy Award winner is 3-months pregnant. I know what you are wondering, by who? It dayum sure isn't David Justice, nope...not Eric Benét's freaky azz either, and hell no...it's not Michael Ealy's cat-eyed azz, much to his disappointment I'm sure. The father's name is Gabriel Aubry. He is a supermodel and he can be seen at the top of this post. Yes, he is a little on the vanilla side, but fine as hell, nonetheless. They have been dating since 2005. We can catch a glimpse of Berry on the big screen next month. She will star in Things We Lost in the Fire, playing a role very similar to the one that won her an Academy Award in Monster's Ball.
Brains versus Brawn
In other words, Kanye West versus 50 Cent. Both albums drop next Tuesday, September 11, 2007. Who do you think will come out on top? Why have I coined this battle brains vs. brawns you ask? Well, let's take a little looksie...
| 50 Cent Facts | Kanye West Facts |
| Birth Name: Curtis Jackson | Birth Name: Kanye West |
| B-Day: 7/6/1976 | B-Day: 6/8/1977 |
| Birthplace: Queens, NY | Birthplace: Atlanta, GA |
| Tidbits: Shot 9 times in 2000, almost died. Bullet entered his cheek and shattered teeth and gums. | Tidbits: Nearly fatal car accident in 2002 resulting in metal plate in chin. |
| Parents:Mom died when he was 8. Never met dad. Raised by Granny. | Parents: divorced, but alive. |
| Education: Andrew Jackson High (until 10th grade, then kicked out for selling crack) Later got GED in jail | Education: Chicago State University (college dropout) |
Keep an eye out for Kanye's Graduation and 50's Curtis in stores next Tuesday. Hey why not cop them both and then hit me up and tell me what you think about them. Here is my prediction...all of 50's songs will sound the same and all of Kanye's songs will sound like nothing you've ever heard before in rap. But what does that mean for listeners? You have to be the judge. Some say if it's not broke don't fix it. And other's say, give me what's new innovative, creative. I'm sure they will both be hot. I personally can't wait.
Eddie Griffin's show stopped b/c he used the N-bomb!
Eddie Griffin gets nabbed for using the N-bomb during his standup comedy set during a Black Enterprise Magazine event in Miami. Reportedly, after repeatedly using profanity including the N-bomb, Griffin was escorted off stage by BE magazine publisher, Earl Graves.
In lieu of recent issues regarding the use of racially insensitive remarks, notably the Don Imus description of the Rutgers women's b-ball team as "nappy-headed hos," Black Enterprise has zero tolerance for the N-Bomb. Black Enterprise Magazine hopes to join other black leaders and communities in completely stamping out the use of the N-bomb. Kudos to BE for standing up for something. But they should have done their homework and watched some of Griffin's previous shows to get an idea of what type of content he includes in his set. That could have saved a lot of face, embarrassment and time wasting on everyone's behalf.
Actress Sherri Shepherd is the final cast member to join "The View." Shepard, who has appeared on the show as a guest host more than a dozen times, is no stranger to "The View."
Recently, Whoopi Goldberg was selected as the show's new moderator. Shaking things up on her first day in the Matrix, by defending Michael Vick (sort of). According to Nielsen Media Research ratings, 3.4 million people watched Whoopi Goldberg's debut on Tuesday. Not to shabby (but still shy of the 4.4 million that tuned in to watch Rosie's first show last year, but who's counting.) Shepard and Goldberg add much needed diversity to the all-white panel. The rest of the hosts are Barbara Walters, Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
The White House, It's Just Like Hollywood
Actor, Fred Thompson officially entered the Republican presidential race today. He vows to restore the grand old party. He also is desperately committed to preventing another Clinton from capturing the presidency. Most recently, the former Tennessee senator, is mostly known for his role as the District Attorney, Arthur Branch on Law & Order. I mean the new season is airing now. Is this even legal. I mean does anybody else in the presidential race have a TV sitcom out now. Oh this is just getting bananas. And of course he announced his presidency Hollywood style, by announcing it on Jay Leno, while his eight rivals where in New Hampshire at a debate. This is just all too much for me. It's going to be a dayum shame when uninformed voters are walking around talking about voting for Arthur b/c their favorite show is Law & Order.
The After Party
If you are in the Lou this month, there is a whole troth of things going on for you to sink your teeth into. Speaking of sinking your teeth. I'm in the matrix and I'm hungry. I'll be back with the after party after lunch.
Smooches!
It's Friday, Dec. 14/07, 10:24AM. I see you've been here; no one can post comments to your entries. 
I hope you're okay... 
It's Monday, Dec. 3/07, 6:29AM. Just popping by to wish you a great day and to let you know Manic Monday is ready for you! 
Have a great day - hope to see you soon. 
!This blogging stuff is great! I'm hooked. Every morning, it's eggs, bacon, and Post. Keep up the good work. 
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