Okay so I've been hooked on Top Chef.  I think it comes on Bravo but I'm not sure.  Now the crazy thiing is, I've never really been fond of cooking.  I mean I do it out of neccesity, but there isn't any type of self-fulfillment or joy that I get out of it.  But watching Top Chef got me in one of my "if they can do it, I can do it moods."  So I created my own little bootleg gourment dish.  I think it looks lovely, take a looksie...

WHAT!   I said bootleg!

Okay, so check this out.  I am super-amp'd that my freelance gig is under way.  It is a book about the history of a chicago university.  It's not too long, wich is good b/c I have two books of my own at my real job that have to publish.  But hey, a sista has to get her hustle on.  So hopefully I can parlay this gig into another once this one is over.  I should be finished editing the entire manuscript in 6 weeks...dayum!  pray for me please...

So who watched Weeds on Monday?  They are starting off this season really weak.  I'm getting tired of seeing Uturn for real.  He has gotten way too much camera time and he isn't even a main character.  And once again, Celia had to make another reference about black people.  I am going to take count it's already 3-0...how many episodes will they have that make derogetory racial comments about my race.  I want to meet the writer, because I can give them some ish to put on the show if they are having a hard time coming up with material.  But that Californication...I'm really feeling that.  I don't know if it is because the main character is a writer.  I love how this past show ended.  When he is flashing back to his life with his "ex" and his daughter and he says "It was the best of times. Only if someone had told me."  Oh, so profound.  I will stick this one out for sure.  If you visit showtime.com you can register for a homegrown humor sweepstakes with some pretty sweet prizes.  But I never when stuff like that, so...

I was about to sign out of the matrix but before I do, I have to address an email I just received.  I have a copyeditor that had a deadline to turn in his first set of manuscript pages on August 15th.  He just sent it to me today, August 29th.  Which oddly enough, is the deadline for his second set of manuscript pages, which he hasn't even received yet b/c he pretty much sucks.  Well this idiot actually has the audacity to send me his invoice like seconds after turning in his pages and asks how quickly he will recieve his payment.  Now you know I want to tell him, just as quickly as I received my pages...azzwipe!   Boy I tell you....some people.

Well I gotta get out, while I can.  If you are new to this blog, welcome.  I'm so happy you are here.  Please come again.  You've missed so much.  Make sure you scroll and catch up on my previous posts.  And to everyone old and new, make sure you grace my tagboard, guestbook, or post a comment.

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