Hey Cybernistas.  I had to take off my cool.  I won JOTW yesterday and was really amp about it but I'm back to my calm, elegant self...teeheehee  

Today is my sister's birthday.  She's a Leo.  What are Leo's known for?  I'll have to look that up.  I'm a Scorpio, so what are we supposed to be like?  I think I read somewhere that Scorpio's are vain, intelligent, and very introspective.  They like to go deep.  They keep to themselves until provoked and then they go into attack mode.   Apparently, we are supposed to be freaky as well.  Anytime a woman [who also happens to be a Scorpio] has a conversation with a guy and if during that conversation the guy finds out she is a Scorpio, well…let’s just revisit Tyrese’s lyrics to Sounds of Lovemaking

                        “I met a Scorpioooooo…(Michael Jackson high moan)…uh, oh

                        There were no limits to where she’d go-oooooo

                        Man she was so dayum sexuaaaaaaaal.”

Uh-huh, yes…those lyrics pretty much sum it up. When guys hear Scorpio they automatically think, “oooh, freaky-deaky.”   That’s reputation of my sign.  Great  I had to be born under the most slut-tatious sign of them all.   

Most people who were born in November (like me) had parents who were really feeling the signs of lovemaking b/c more than likely they were doing the do, on or around Valentines Day.  You count the months, and tell me, am I right or am I right.

Okay, but I digress…

My sister and I will definitely hit the town and have a couple of drinks after the Universoul Circus, to continue the birthday celebration late into the wee hours of the morning.  Yes, I have to go to the Matrix tomorrow, but I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it.  You know what they say…..Sieze the Day!  I’m still trying to figure out where we should go for drinks.

I’m bummed that Mocha Latte’s Got Lyrics is homeless because we could have checked that out tonight.  Got Lyrics is definitely a Wednesday night hotspot.  I’m sure she will bounce back bigger and better than ever.  Mocha also has her Shindig going down every Sunday night at Lucky’s (formerly Isis).  It’s located on Washington & Tucker in Downtown St. Louis.

Who has heard the “Same Girl” remix with R. Kelly and T. Pain?  This song is rated R.  It should not be on the airwaves before 10 p.m.  They get pretty graphic on the talk, it made me blush.  Keep in mind on the original song Usher and R. Kelly( a/k/a Kells) were fighting over the same girl (a/k/a T.T.) Well, in the remix T. Pain (a/k/a Theodore) has thickened the plot further.  T.T. is his wife and he is mad as hell.  So him and R. Kelly go at it in the remix.

The most amusing part about the song is when R. Kelly says he is going to break it down Michael Jackson style and proceeds to sing in his best Michael Jackson voice (which is pretty close) coupled with all Jackson’s signature adlibs, including heeeee-heeeeeee.

In my personal opinion, R. Kelly should NEVER do two things.  He should never sing about sex or being freaky in the bedroom.  Why?  Because it immediately brings to mind his legal woes regarding his infamous sex-tape featuring him and a 14-year-old girl.  Secondly, he should NEVER, ever, ever, ever draw a connection between himself and Michael Jackson, ever.  That’s just not smart.  And while I’m on my rant, it also wasn’t smart to remix with Ciara because she is too young to be in your company.  Not to mention the whole scenario reminded me of when he married Aliyah (for a hot second)  when she was 15.  It’s just not a good look Kells, that’s all I’m saying.

A day or so ago a local radio personality aired a segment on why do people cheat. So after listening, I went a little deep in thought and tried to analyze why I thought people cheat. (What!  I’m a Scorpio.  We’re supposed to go deep.)  Then I realized that I can only speak from a woman’s perspective b/c I probably view men with many of the stereotypical male view points that they have been coined with.  Don’t look at me like that!  What else am I supposed to go off of? If I’m off the mark let me know. 

Men

I feel like men cheat mostly because of primal urges mixed in with the right set of circumstances (i.e., things not right in your relationship, a new dimepiece is pushing up on you really tuff, she’s saying and doing all the right things, you have your boys jacket on and there happens to be a condomn in the pocket, mix that in with a little alcohol and no witnesses – what the hell, right.  WRONG! That’s the quickest way to get a smile in your neck from your significant other.  Check yourself. 

Women

I like to explain why women cheat in correlation to a magic trick (inspired by Buddy Israel, of Smoking Aces).  First let’s clarify that most often; women will not randomly cheat with a random guy.  If they do decide to cheat they will probably cheat with the same guy repeatedly. (Is this the same for men, I need a guy to hit me up and let me know this insider info.) Anyways, this adhoc relationship is very similar to a magic trick, where the woman is the magician.  And just as the professional magician creates an illusion by laying a scantily clad woman in a box and cutting the box in half, a woman creates an illusion of a relationship with her jump-off (aka tender on the side).  

As the magician, the woman is able to shape her illusion, she’s able to shift it, and she’s able to see only what she wants to see.  More importantly, she’s able to make her audience (the guy she’s jumpin off with) see only what she wants him to see.  Whether it’s her range of emotions, physical appearance, personal business, or whatever.  She is in control, and because she can control it, and shift it and alter it, it’s valuable to her.  B/c there aren’t many things in life that she can control in that manner.  

But at some point, all things fall apart.  And that’s when the drama begins…teeheehee.  That was my take on the whole infidelity thing.  ALLLLLLRighty, then…

Now I want to know the real dirt on why men cheat.  It could be from a man.  Or it could be from a woman that has had a lot of exposure to men.  Preferably she knows a lot of men, knows: as in she has 5 brothers, or she works with all men, or something like that, not know:  as in the biblical sense.  

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I gotta go and get something to eat.  My stomach is scratching my back.  I like that line…(I stole it from this very sexy guy from Cali that used to stay across from me and my college roommate back in the day.  That was his thing and I hijacked it…now what!

Smooches!